Let me start by saying the new Star Wars VII trailer looks pretty sweet! I didn’t post it right away, but this gives me a chance to voice my opinions to everyone else out there who’s had an opinion (or problem) with it.
First off, here’s the trailer for any of the hut-dwelling inhabitants of Dagobah who may not have seen it yet.
To all the internet trolls out there who complained about a black Stormtrooper, I don’t see what the big deal is. This is NOT the first time anyone’s ever seen a black Stormtrooper. We had ’em in the original Star Wars…
🙂 REMEMBER??? 🙂
The other bit of craziness has spawned off the new cross-bladed lightsaber that we saw in the trailer. First of a new batch of Star Wars films gets a new lightsaber style, right?
So now we have this…
I have no idea what purpose the mini horizontal blades (that resemble a sword’s hilt) would serve. And you know what? Don’t care. IT”S A TEASER! We’ll all find out later, I’m sure. Nevertheless, some people out there (I’m looking at you Reddit) decided that this new lightsaber deserves to be memed. I tend to agree and find the end-results hilarious.
First, a closer look at the new saber.
Now, let’s put some more blades on it.
Not bad, but let’s make that last one a little neater.
Ooh! What about a chainsaw lightsaber???
That last one was pretty sweet, but can you top a Swiss Army Saber?
The Holidays are upon us, what about a festive Christmas Tree Saber?
Ok, now let’s add some more color to it.
Can’t forget about our Jew-ish friends here.
But now it seems Jesus wants a part of the action.
But let us not forget that this last one is a re-hash of an original design that The Oatmeal came up with a couple years ago
Which if you turned the blade upside-down would give us the “new” cross bladed lightsaber? Methinks The Oatmeal should be getting a cut of this!
And while we’re on the subject of lightsaber variations, how handy would lightsabers (in general) be in a zombie apocalypse like in The Walking Dead?
Just gotta figure out a proper way to give Daryl Dixon some sort of crossbow that shoots mini-lightsaber arrows?